Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Proper Way to Measure a Squirming Object

While popular belief holds that superpowers don't manifest themselves until the teens, this household is a little advanced. In this household, much like the Parr household, powers can show up early. His first power, obviously, is his innate mastery over the Cute.

(the Cute is strong with this one)

His second power, however, is a little less obvious. He was born a very normal 20.5 inches. No obvious power yet. His next measurement, a mere four days later, read 19.5 inches. "Yes," I thought, "he can shrink, like the Atom or Ant-Man!" While admittedly, not the coolest of all powers, still at least a 6.

Then, four weeks later, he pulls a 21.25. He's not just shrinking, he can stretch or shrink at will! Not entirely sure if this makes him a Giant-Man or a Mr. Fantastic, but I'll take it either way.

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